It was a nutty week around the swamp after Made By Apes brand Boring Merch went nuts and debuted its Naked Mutant Cashews that are boringly insane with no additives whatsoever!
Last Mutant Monday, oring Merch, a brand known for custom Ape gear, ventured into the food world with their new snack line: Naked Mutant Cashews, featuring the bored business’ founder, ApeWhale’s, insane cheetah-fur primate!
“Introducing Boring Bites: Naked Mutant Cashews! Stripped down, crunchy cashew goodness. So good, they’re boring,” the brand tweeted. “ Unsalted whole cashews (serum not included) Made with just 2 ingredients: cashews and sunflower oil .Portable, resealable pouch Get your nut on!”
On his website, ApeWhaleNFT explained the reasoning behind his insanely simple nuts.
“Sometimes, less is more,” ApeWhaleNFT wrote on his website. “Boring Bites: Naked Mutant Cashews keep it simple with just two ingredients: premium cashews and a touch of sunflower oil for the perfect crunch. No salt, no gimmicks, no extras. Bold, raw, naturally crunchy. Snacking, simplified. So good, they’re boring. You’ll get sad when you eat them all.”
Since the launch, Apes, Mutants, and Web3 IP supporters have been eating up this new endeavor—almost buying out the first batch already, according to ApeWhaleNFT.
“It Felt awesome to go live and have support from the community,” he said. “We practically sold out the first batches already.”
Apes can snag their nuts online in packs of one, three, five, or ten while supplies last here: https://boringmerch.com/shop/boring-bites-naked-mutant-cashews/
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